Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Gay apparel.

In order to force myself and those around me into having some holiday spirit, I'm only wearing Yuletide t-shirts at work, starting on Black Friday and running until Christmas Eve. Humbug.

Thursday, December 5, 2019

Eggplants dancing in my head

Jingle jangle, folks! Another Christmas season is upon us and, per usual, I'm toiling hard in Santa's workshop (read: my day job), so this year's mix is going to be late unfortunately. One way or another, though, I'll get it done. In the meantime, I'll be putting up the usual pictures, videos, memes, etc.

First up: this was the perfect photo op when I was at the Williamsburg Antique Mall a few weeks ago. Yup, I bought that glass eggplant. Because I have the sense of humor of a 14 year old.

Wednesday, January 2, 2019

A Very Micah Christmas 2018

Hark! A Very Micah Christmas is *finally* here. Sorry for the delay. This year has been... a year. But I somehow found the time and energy to throw this thing together. YOU'RE WELCOME. :) So just what do I have in store for you? Well, here's what will be pumpin' through your headphones whilst you sled down that hill:

1. "Unwrap You at Christmas" - The Monkees
2. "Hark the Herald Angels Sing" - Los Straitjackets
3. "Hey Skinny Santa!" - JD McPherson
4. "What Christmas Means to Me" - Quiet Company
5. "Angels We Have Heard on High" - Old 97's
6. "Rise Up Shepherd" - Twin Bandit
7. "Deck the Halls" - The Sweeplings
8. "Baby, It's Cold Outside" - Colin & Caroline
9. "Crush Some Egg Nogs" - Annelise Noronha
10. "Happier New Year" - Chris Farren
11. "Feliz Navidad" - shame
12. "Thank God It's Christmas" - Queen
13. "Last Christmas" - Carly Rae Jepsen
14. "You Bring the Snow" - The Crookes
15. "Nice Jewish Boy Band Chanukah Medley" - Six13
16. "O Come All Ye Faithful" - Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra
17. "Baby, It's Christmastime" - Praytell
18. "Holiday Parties" - Empty Atlas
19. "I'd Be Jolly Too" - Jim Brown
20. "Christmas Makes Me Sad" - Rodney Crowell
21. "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" - Frank Sinatra
22. "It's Christmas Without You" - The Mavericks
23. "Next Year Will Be Mine" - Whyte Horses
24. "Christmas Eve at Kroger" - Traveller
25. "White Christmas" - Soft News
26. "Silent Night" - Beta Radio
27. Surprise!

You can snag it here.

This year I made it a point that each song I used (aside from the bonus track) is available on Spotify. Due to licensing issues, usually at least a third of the songs in my mix aren't streaming. Now that I've ditched the CD version I used to send to friends and family, I don't know how many of you actually go through the trouble to download the mix anymore and I don't want you to miss out. So here's where you can play the songs and give the artists a fraction of a penny!

And I know how you kids like your YouTubes and "stars" I've never heard of, so here's a video playlist. (It's missing the Los Straitjackets song, but it includes the bonus track, so I guess it's a wash.)

You can grab some of the previous editions of AVMC above in the "Merry Mixmas" tab. I believe there currently are some broken links up there, but I'll try to get them fixed in the coming days.

My favorite new discovery this year would have to be the Traveller song. Among the wistful looks back at Christmases past and name checking of Die Hard is a verse we should all take to heart:

"Well, please don't fight
No politics at dinner
We're all in this together
If only for the night
Oh holy night"

We're all so divided these days, yelling at each other, not bothering to listen, and retreating into the safety of our tribes. Let's put all that crap aside, pour each other a strong eggnog, and find some common ground. It'll probably have to do with food or the upcoming Avengers flick, but that's good enough.

Okay, rant over. So another AVMC is in the books. Time for me to turn on the HD fireplace and enjoy a cup of tea. I hope you enjoy this year's mix. Merry Christmas!

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

MILF on the Shelf: Day 6

You're safe from Charlie Brown and Frank Costanza while all up in that tinsel. Merry Christmas, MILF!

Sunday, December 23, 2018

Check out this sh*t.

Lately I've tried to limit myself to one new ornament a year, but screw it. This year has been a different one. So I bought two. And three were gifts related to my fun summer. How lovelier are thy branches now.

Thursday, December 20, 2018

This controversy is stupid.

Upon hearing which Wendy was triggered and retreated to her safe space, the hedge maze. (Or the topiaries if you're a fan of the book.)

Tuesday, December 18, 2018

I'm doing this holiday dating thing all wrong.

Ooooooh. The key is to always have an extra string of lights on hand. Noted... ladies.

Thursday, December 13, 2018

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Friday, December 7, 2018

MILF on the Shelf: Day 1

You're starting the season a little late this year, MILF, but I still support you.

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

A Very Micah Christmas 2017

Rejoice! A Very Micah Christmas 2017 is *finally* here! Sorry it took me a little while to get this out to y'all. Work's been kicking this elf's butt. (The end is in sight, though!) Without further ado, this year Bing Crosby will be tap dancing with Danny Effin' Kaye to:

1. "Wintertime (The Snow Is Coming Down)" - Josh Ritter
2. "Going to Get the Tree" - Maxwell, Miranda, Parsley
3. "Christmas Is All Around" - Sleeping at Last
4. "I'm Not Ready For Christmas" - Chris Farren with Mae Whitman (Her?)
5. "Blue Christmas" - The Lumineers
6. "Baby, It's Cold Outside" - Little Hurricane
7. "Christmas Party" - The Dead Milkmen
8. "Christmas Don't Be Late" - Kacey Musgraves
9. "I Wouldn't Trade Christmas" - Frank Sinatra
10. "Christ Was Born on Christmas Morn" - Found Wandering
11. "Here Come Krampus!" - Dead Music Capital Band
12. "The Cookie Song" - Amanda Duncan
13. "That Spirit of Christmas" - Stacey Randol
14. "Glory" - Gungor
15. "Everything Is Cool" - John Prine
16. "Yule Tide Me Over" - The Minus 5
17. "I'll Be Your Santa Baby" - Rufus Thomas
18. "Whoa" - Matt Pond PA
19. "Angels We Have Heard on High" - Sarah McLachlan
20. "God Rest Ye" - Kaskade featuring Debra Fotheringham
21. "Silent Night" - Sugar & The Hi-Lows
22. "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" - Coldplay
23. "Christmas Auld Lang Syne" - Bobby Darin
24. "New Year's Day" - Taylor Swift
25. "Jingle in the Jungle" - Bob's Burgers

Snag it here.

Streaming! It's the present and future. So here's the obligatory Spotify playlist...

However, not all songs I used are licensed for the service, so the only way to get the full AVMC experience is to download it. But this will do in a pinch.

The kids these days love their YouTubes, what with their hippin' and their hoppin' and their bippin' and their boppin', so new this year I created a YouTube playlist:

Watch it above or go here. Again, some songs are missing. *sigh*

You can grab some previous editions of AVMC above in the "Merry Mixmas" tab. In the coming week I'll try to reupload broken downloads, as well as post the Spotify and YouTube links there. (Please let me know if anything is taken down, which will likely happen if it catches notice of aylor-Tay ift-Sway.)

Whew! Now that this is finally out in the world it's time for me to knock back a beer - preferably one that's appropriately seasonally spiced - and watch some Christmas episodes of The Office. I hope you enjoy this year's mix.

Monday, January 1, 2018

You'll be easily prone to fainting spells, too.

My annual It's a Wonderful Life viewing, albeit a bit late. Remember, ladies: hook up with that big hearted, goofy guy who's barely scraping by or risk becoming a... spinster librarian? Also your vision will be bad for some reason? That can't be right.

Happy New Year!

I want your midnights/But I'll be cleaning up Oreos with you on New Year's Day

Friday, December 29, 2017

A Christmas lifehack

Wait until the post-Christmas clearance sale to buy that sweet mug you really want from Starbucks.

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

I like 'em round and big.

My biggest Christmas revelation: apparently I've been given a second nickname by certain family members. It's a bit of a head scratcher because, while I certainly appreciate a large posterior - scout's honor! - I'm decidedly a breast man. Weird.

Monday, December 25, 2017

Get behind me, Santa!

Micah: 0, Winter weight: 1

MILF on the Shelf: Day 25

You got me the greatest gift of all: pancakes with crispy edges. Thanks, MILF! Merry Christmas!

I like carols you've never even heard of.

I've always enjoyed carols' third and fourth verses, which tend to get less mainstream airplay. Does that make me a Christmas hipster?

Sunday, December 24, 2017

Aaaaaaaaand Santa!

Why did no one ever tell me that Dave Foley of the Kids in the Hall (and NewsRadio!) once put a Christmas special? I just found out about Dave Foley's The True Meaning of Christmas Specials today when the KITH Facebook page posted an article about it. I gave it a watch and it's funny! And if you've got a hankering to see some KITH and SCTV alums, Mike Myers, and a bunch of other notable Canucks, it's essential viewing.

MILF on the Shelf: Day 24

You sit on a throne of lies, MILF.

Saturday, December 23, 2017