Thursday, December 22, 2016

A Very Micah Christmas 2016

Shepherds, why this jubilee? Because I *finally* finished my annual Christmas mix! It's been an especially physically, emotionally, and spiritually draining season working at the Monolithic Online Retailer, but I still managed to put together some songs for your Yuletide enjoyment. At least I got it out there before Festivus.

This year you'll be grooving to:
1. "I Walk So Slow Under the Mistletoe" - Walter Martin & Kat Edmonson
2. "Christmas Sweaters" - Noah Glenn
3. "Holiday Road" - Tennis
4. "All I Want Is Truth (For Christmas)" - The Mynabirds
5. "Baby, It's Cold Outside" - Savoir Adore
6. "O Come All Ye Faithful" - Weezer
7. "Silver Bells" - She & Him
8. "A Willie Nice Christmas" - Kacey Musgraves with Willie Nelson
9. "Stay In" - Army Navy
10. "Christmas Clown" - The Rosebuds
11. "I'll Be Home on Christmas Day" - Elvis Presley
12. "The 12 Days of Christmas" - Straight No Chaser
13. "Fairytale of New York" - Clive Murray
14. "Christmas Is Holy" - John Wesley Harding
15. "O Holy Night" - Katie Melua
16. "White Winter Hymnal" - Birdy
17. "O Little Town of Bethlehem" - Kyle Cox
18. "A Snowflake Fell (And It Felt Like a Kiss)" - Glasvegas
19. "Stille Nache, Heilige Nacht" - Vienna Boys' Choir
20. "Joy to the World" - Eef Barzelay

You can snag it here.

However, I realize that streaming is the cool, hip thing to do, so I give to you the mix in Spotify playlist form:



Note: the playlist is missing three or four songs from the downloadable version, so you won't be getting the full AVMC experience. Such is life.

Okay, this worker elf is off to bed. I hope you like the mix. Merry Christmas!


MILF on the Shelf: Day 9

Winner winner Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken dinner! Pass the hot sauce and napkins, MILF.

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

MILF on the Shelf: Day 8

Hey! Get out of my new blindingly gaudy running shoes, MILF! However, I got them a few weeks ago and have yet to even try them on since my feet are constantly swollen from work. If I remember my property class from law school correctly, since you've been living in them all this time, I guess they're now yours due to adverse possession. Shucks! Guess I'll have to buy another ugly pair.

Friday, December 16, 2016

Thursday, December 15, 2016

It's Christmas time in the city

Every year I buy a new ornament - okay, *at least* one new ornament - and here is this year's model. I figured it was pretty fitting given my new digs.

Monday, December 12, 2016

MILF on the Shelf: Day 5

I'm flattered by the offer to do my back, MILF, but you're paper and cardboard. The shower would kill you.

Sunday, December 11, 2016

The most wonderful race of the year!

It was a very frigid night, but I wouldn't miss the Tacky Light Run - my favorite race of the entire year - for anything. Unfortunately, I didn't think to stop and take too many snaps, so what you see is what you get.
This time my sister and her family joined me. A good time was had by all.
And I just realized I never made a post for last year's race, so here's a picture from then, with my buddy Suzanne:
Why can't every race have millions of tacky lights?

MILF on the Shelf: Day 4

Okay, MILF. I'll share my Sugar Shack. Just save me the eggnog custard filled one, okay?

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Saturday, December 3, 2016

MILF on the Shelf: Day 2

Well, would you look at that, MILF? You won $5 to play with at the Amazon company canteen. Don't spend it all in one place and on junk you won't use! Oh, wait. It's only redeemable in one place and good for junk you won't use.

Friday, December 2, 2016

MILF on the Shelf: Day 1

You found my new digs, MILF! Don't worry. That welcome mat applies to everyone but you. And whoever is Ed McMahon's successor at Publishers Clearing House.