Tuesday, December 25, 2018

MILF on the Shelf: Day 6

You're safe from Charlie Brown and Frank Costanza while all up in that tinsel. Merry Christmas, MILF!

Sunday, December 23, 2018

Check out this sh*t.

Lately I've tried to limit myself to one new ornament a year, but screw it. This year has been a different one. So I bought two. And three were gifts related to my fun summer. How lovelier are thy branches now.

Thursday, December 20, 2018

This controversy is stupid.

Upon hearing which Wendy was triggered and retreated to her safe space, the hedge maze. (Or the topiaries if you're a fan of the book.)

Tuesday, December 18, 2018

I'm doing this holiday dating thing all wrong.

Ooooooh. The key is to always have an extra string of lights on hand. Noted... ladies.

Monday, December 17, 2018

Thursday, December 13, 2018

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Friday, December 7, 2018

MILF on the Shelf: Day 1

You're starting the season a little late this year, MILF, but I still support you.