MILF on the Shelf: Day 6

You're safe from Charlie Brown and Frank Costanza while all up in that tinsel. Merry Christmas, MILF!

MILF on the Shelf: Day 5

I get a real charge out of you, MILF!

MILF on the Shelf: Day 4

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MILF on the Shelf: Day 3

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MILF on the Shelf: Day 2

Need a topper for your coffee there, MILF?

MILF on the Shelf: Day 1

You're starting the season a little late this year, MILF, but I still support you.

MILF on the Shelf: Day 25

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MILF on the Shelf: Day 24

You sit on a throne of lies, MILF.

MILF on the Shelf: Day 23

That must have been some kind of doll, MILF. Happy Festivus!

A Very Micah Christmas: Day 22

Wrong season, MILF!

MILF on the Shelf: Day 21

Um, I don't think that's going to sit well, MILF.

MILF on the Shelf: Day 20

You found last year's tannenbaum, MILF! Hmmm. It's going to take a *lot* of love to bring that thing back.

MILF on the Shelf: Day 19

Are you thinking Arby's, MILF? Specifically an eggnog shake?

MILF on the Shelf: Day 18

Swipe right, MILF!

MILF on the Shelf: Day 17

Live long and phone home, MILF!

MILF on the Shelf: Day 16

That ramen looks like it would pair well with an eggnog-asaki, MILF.

MILF on the Shelf: Day 15

*ALL* the bacon and eggs I have, MILF?

MILF on the Shelf: Day 14

Don't let him steal your breath as you sleep, MILF.

MILF on the Shelf: Day 13

Death or glory becomes just another story, doesn't it, MILF?

MILF on the Shelf: Day 12

L'Chaim, MILF! Enjoy that potato pancake.