Tuesday, December 25, 2018

MILF on the Shelf: Day 6

You're safe from Charlie Brown and Frank Costanza while all up in that tinsel. Merry Christmas, MILF!

Sunday, December 23, 2018

Check out this sh*t.

Lately I've tried to limit myself to one new ornament a year, but screw it. This year has been a different one. So I bought two. And three were gifts related to my fun summer. How lovelier are thy branches now.

Thursday, December 20, 2018

This controversy is stupid.

Upon hearing which Wendy was triggered and retreated to her safe space, the hedge maze. (Or the topiaries if you're a fan of the book.)

Tuesday, December 18, 2018

I'm doing this holiday dating thing all wrong.

Ooooooh. The key is to always have an extra string of lights on hand. Noted... ladies.

Thursday, December 13, 2018

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Friday, December 7, 2018

MILF on the Shelf: Day 1

You're starting the season a little late this year, MILF, but I still support you.

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

A Very Micah Christmas 2017

Rejoice! A Very Micah Christmas 2017 is *finally* here! Sorry it took me a little while to get this out to y'all. Work's been kicking this elf's butt. (The end is in sight, though!) Without further ado, this year Bing Crosby will be tap dancing with Danny Effin' Kaye to:

1. "Wintertime (The Snow Is Coming Down)" - Josh Ritter
2. "Going to Get the Tree" - Maxwell, Miranda, Parsley
3. "Christmas Is All Around" - Sleeping at Last
4. "I'm Not Ready For Christmas" - Chris Farren with Mae Whitman (Her?)
5. "Blue Christmas" - The Lumineers
6. "Baby, It's Cold Outside" - Little Hurricane
7. "Christmas Party" - The Dead Milkmen
8. "Christmas Don't Be Late" - Kacey Musgraves
9. "I Wouldn't Trade Christmas" - Frank Sinatra
10. "Christ Was Born on Christmas Morn" - Found Wandering
11. "Here Come Krampus!" - Dead Music Capital Band
12. "The Cookie Song" - Amanda Duncan
13. "That Spirit of Christmas" - Stacey Randol
14. "Glory" - Gungor
15. "Everything Is Cool" - John Prine
16. "Yule Tide Me Over" - The Minus 5
17. "I'll Be Your Santa Baby" - Rufus Thomas
18. "Whoa" - Matt Pond PA
19. "Angels We Have Heard on High" - Sarah McLachlan
20. "God Rest Ye" - Kaskade featuring Debra Fotheringham
21. "Silent Night" - Sugar & The Hi-Lows
22. "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" - Coldplay
23. "Christmas Auld Lang Syne" - Bobby Darin
24. "New Year's Day" - Taylor Swift
25. "Jingle in the Jungle" - Bob's Burgers

Snag it here.

Streaming! It's the present and future. So here's the obligatory Spotify playlist...



However, not all songs I used are licensed for the service, so the only way to get the full AVMC experience is to download it. But this will do in a pinch.

The kids these days love their YouTubes, what with their hippin' and their hoppin' and their bippin' and their boppin', so new this year I created a YouTube playlist:



Watch it above or go here. Again, some songs are missing. *sigh*

You can grab some previous editions of AVMC above in the "Merry Mixmas" tab. In the coming week I'll try to reupload broken downloads, as well as post the Spotify and YouTube links there. (Please let me know if anything is taken down, which will likely happen if it catches notice of aylor-Tay ift-Sway.)

Whew! Now that this is finally out in the world it's time for me to knock back a beer - preferably one that's appropriately seasonally spiced - and watch some Christmas episodes of The Office. I hope you enjoy this year's mix.

Monday, January 1, 2018

You'll be easily prone to fainting spells, too.

My annual It's a Wonderful Life viewing, albeit a bit late. Remember, ladies: hook up with that big hearted, goofy guy who's barely scraping by or risk becoming a... spinster librarian? Also your vision will be bad for some reason? That can't be right.

Happy New Year!

I want your midnights/But I'll be cleaning up Oreos with you on New Year's Day